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World Famous In New Zealand Since Ages Ago.



Back in the day...when mens fashion wasn't cutting it...

L&P advertisement: Stubbies




Back in the day...the place to be all summer was the school pool. Luckily your mum was on the PTA and had the pool key

L&P advertisement: School Pool.



For the record L&P is a sweet carbonated lemony soft drink bottled solely in New Zealand. Their (former) ad campaign is absolutely hilarious.


Also listen to the ...L & P radio spots


Back in my day at the pool it was Dr. Pepper and Payday candy bars. The depth charge was called a jack knife and it wasn't Teresa McKee getting soaked, it was the irritable half asleep lifeguards. Mr. Moore, the pool caretaker, was Mr. E and there was always too much chlorine in the pool. Blonde girls would come out of the pool with a nice green tint to their hair and opening your eyes underwater meant that you would need a nap immediately upon returning home. The diving boards were used to hone our quarterbacking skills by throwing nerf footballs at unsuspecting jumpers and no one wore a 'man skin.' The concrete pool deck was used as a towel if you just rolled over a couple times. The 'wait a half hour' rule after eating was constantly broken and touching the bottom at the deep end was a great accomplishment. There was no need to stop by the office because everyone knew that our pool pass was in the box. Nobody ever really swam except to get to the side after jumping off the diving boards and getting kicked out for 15 minutes happened about every 16 minutes.

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Australians get high by smoking skittles. Many more at...

New and Improved Stereotypes

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...might be the most twisted/hilarious guy ever. If one person has influenced the slang I currently use, it would be Mr. Neely. You can't watch these animations with any sort of preconceived concept of reality.


Professor Brothers

"I dropped some real flow on the cherriest of all shoes."
"The weather had just changed into bullshit."
"This eye pastry just kept buying me drinks."






Babycakes!

Walking Potion: 10 parts Sugar
90 parts Whiskey





The Brad Neely collection on Superdeluxe


Also recommended ...
Cat People
George Washington

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The dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall
Put a bengal tiger in the Kaiser's latrine.

Its the SNEAK!

via homestarrunner

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Never told a lie, but fucked the shit out of bears.

'Six Foot Twenty, fuckin' killing for fun'

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"An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come." - Victor Hugo.

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Airtoons. Parody Airline Safety Procedures.

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Stephen Colbert definitely took advantage of his opportunity and showed some balls in his monologue at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner. The video of the monologue is tough to watch, both because of the utter truthfulness of it all, but also because of the blatant disrespect showed by Colbert to the President.

Here are a few quotes from the monologue.

"So, Mr. President, please, pay no attention to the people that say the glass is half full. 32% means the glass -- it's important to set up your jokes properly, sir. Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash."

"Everybody asks for personnel changes. So the White House has personnel changes. Then you write, "Oh, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic." First of all, that is a terrible metaphor. This administration is not sinking. This administration is soaring. If anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg!"

Here is the painful video. White House Correspondents' Association Dinner

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Bunny Suicides, the complete twisted collection.

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Here are some tests for blondes to prove that they aren't just good looking.

Blondes

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Frank Caliendo does George W.



Frank Caliendo does John Madden.

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"We at Daily Lush will not take issue with their arguments, although we often find ourselves wishing that the circumstances regarding America's youth were reversed -- that is, we are far more comfortable with 18- to 21-year-olds drinking than driving."

Concerning the Drinking Age

"Alcohol has inspired some truly terrible behavior. Here's some of the worst."

Six Really Bad Things to Do When Drunk

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University of Rochester.

The University of Nevada isn't quite like this, except for the parking. I can't express in words how much I despise UNR Parking Services.

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my spoon is too big.

I have no idea why the Family Learning Channel would ever reject any of these cartoons, except for that, I mean except for all of them.

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A considerate skeleton walks into a bar, he says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer and a mop."

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