Tuesday, May 29, 2007 

Everything you see is fake.




Video and photo editing are everywhere around us. It can be used to smooth over wrinkles, superimpose a background, or just make your average teenage girl feel insecure. People really don't look like those pictures in advertisements, and if you find one that isn't 85% plastic and doesn't need airbrushing, have her shoot me an e-mail. There was a saying back in the 1920's that called a woman 'waterproof' if she didn't need any make-up to be gorgeous. Now, the term would have to be Photoshop-proof which doesn't exactly flow off the tongue. Remember that Beauty is only skin deep and computer modified images won't be seen swaying down the street. It is nice however to see some uses of editing in good fun, like for instance this guy catching sunglasses with his face, or these mashups of fruit and vegetables with animals. Some of these editors are unbelievably good, even starting from a blank sheet they can make realistic looking images. Take for example this photo quality reproduction of an image of Scarlett Johansson.

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Sunday, May 27, 2007 

L & P











World Famous In New Zealand Since Ages Ago.



Back in the day...when mens fashion wasn't cutting it...

L&P advertisement: Stubbies




Back in the day...the place to be all summer was the school pool. Luckily your mum was on the PTA and had the pool key

L&P advertisement: School Pool.



For the record L&P is a sweet carbonated lemony soft drink bottled solely in New Zealand. Their (former) ad campaign is absolutely hilarious.


Also listen to the ...L & P radio spots


Back in my day at the pool it was Dr. Pepper and Payday candy bars. The depth charge was called a jack knife and it wasn't Teresa McKee getting soaked, it was the irritable half asleep lifeguards. Mr. Moore, the pool caretaker, was Mr. E and there was always too much chlorine in the pool. Blonde girls would come out of the pool with a nice green tint to their hair and opening your eyes underwater meant that you would need a nap immediately upon returning home. The diving boards were used to hone our quarterbacking skills by throwing nerf footballs at unsuspecting jumpers and no one wore a 'man skin.' The concrete pool deck was used as a towel if you just rolled over a couple times. The 'wait a half hour' rule after eating was constantly broken and touching the bottom at the deep end was a great accomplishment. There was no need to stop by the office because everyone knew that our pool pass was in the box. Nobody ever really swam except to get to the side after jumping off the diving boards and getting kicked out for 15 minutes happened about every 16 minutes.

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Brad Neely...

...might be the most twisted/hilarious guy ever. If one person has influenced the slang I currently use, it would be Mr. Neely. You can't watch these animations with any sort of preconceived concept of reality.


Professor Brothers

"I dropped some real flow on the cherriest of all shoes."
"The weather had just changed into bullshit."
"This eye pastry just kept buying me drinks."






Babycakes!

Walking Potion: 10 parts Sugar
90 parts Whiskey





The Brad Neely collection on Superdeluxe


Also recommended ...
Cat People
George Washington

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Monday, May 07, 2007 

Silversun Pickups - Lazy Eye

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Tuesday, May 01, 2007 

Thou Shalt Always Kill

Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip


Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover, thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.

Thou shalt not use poetry, art, or music to get into girls' pants. Use it to get into their heads.

Guns, Bitches and Bling were never part of the 4 elements and never will be.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007 

The Sneak

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The dapper swindler out of Tammany Hall
Put a bengal tiger in the Kaiser's latrine.

Its the SNEAK!

via homestarrunner

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Dropkick Murphys



"I'm shipping up to Boston"

See the Departed. Seriously.

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Sunday, June 25, 2006 

ariel atom



A big go-kart that looks like one hell of a lot of fun. They should definitely bring this thing to America. 2.9 seconds to sixty and for under $50,000.

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Monday, June 12, 2006 

george washington

Never told a lie, but fucked the shit out of bears.

'Six Foot Twenty, fuckin' killing for fun'

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flying squirrel suit

Strap on a snowboard and you have the equivalent of tow in surfing. The reason he doesn't slam into the face of the mountain is because of a 'ground effect' where the air is compressed between him and the surface.

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Monday, May 01, 2006 

bullets

Slow motion film of bullets passing through various objects.

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Sunday, April 23, 2006 

frank caliendo



Frank Caliendo does George W.



Frank Caliendo does John Madden.

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Friday, April 21, 2006 

gnarls barkley



Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

This song is the definition of smooth, and the best song I have heard in awhile.

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Saturday, April 08, 2006 

a take on college

University of Rochester.

The University of Nevada isn't quite like this, except for the parking. I can't express in words how much I despise UNR Parking Services.

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my spoon is too big

my spoon is too big.

I have no idea why the Family Learning Channel would ever reject any of these cartoons, except for that, I mean except for all of them.

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Sunday, March 26, 2006 

Jesus

Creep Can Roll.

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